Mrs. Barbeau and Mrs. Kari 2nd Grade
We like the incredible sound
That comes from a giant mound
Of trees that are pine
And so very fine
That we laughed when we tossed them around
There was a young boy named Pete
he eats a lot of meat
sand castles he mashed
from a man he snatched cash
and teaches soccer wearing cleats on his feet
There was a young boy named Pete
He loved his drums ’cause he made a beat
He was very skinny and tall
He had a big basketball
He loved to watch the Miami Heat
There was a young boy named Pete
he sure had such smelly feet
and also a rash
mixed with purple ash
that made him as thin as blue wheat
Ms. Rodriguez 2nd Grade
There once was a class with some sass
They fell in a bucket of glass
There broke all the rules
They were such great fools
That they went to the park and ate grass
One day they were full of wiggles
Rolling around with great giggles
They cracked into laughter
A disaster that after
They jiggled like a big jar of pickles
Ms. Froman 2nd Grade
There was a young boy named Pete
On tests he sometimes tried to cheat
He looked for a clue
Like a lightbulb he knew
The teacher saw their students’ defeat!
From my backpack I pulled out some slime
Ms. Froman thought it was a crime
Because it was sticky
Too squishy, too icky,
Although, it did smell like a lime